In this special Christmas show, Sinclair talks about strip club Christmas parties, gifting dancers, and going to gentlemen's clubs on holidays. Sinclair shares stories about traveling home for Christmas and spending New Year's Eve in far off places. Sinclair calls out the five most overrated Christmas songs and suggests five underrated Christmas songs.

Sinclair talks about fake body parts on dancers and body modifications. Sinclair gives five pros and five cons to traveling for work. Finally, Sinclair recalls some observations from his last two gentlemen's club visits.

Sinclair describes the numerical rating system for the attractiveness of dancers. He describes some of the strip club gimmicks he has witnessed over the years. Finally, Sinclair tells stories about hitting animals and getting in a car wreck while driving home from late night strip club visits.